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Wild Rita ` The Pirate Wench

“Wild Rita - The Pirate Wench” is a new cartoon character and action figure being developed and based on a real life person (you may know her).  Stay tuned to this page and with the adventures of Wild Rita.

Q… Who, or what, is Wild Rita ~ The Pirate Wench™? 

A… Rita is a composite of “Calypso” Ron Bertrand’s 72 Wenches.  She'll start out as a young and shy college gal but will be given "superpowers" in which she will then morph into the worlds' "most powerful Pirate Wench.  Hey, this is a comic strip remember.

 

***  UPDATE  ***

 THE NEW STRIP WILL BE POSTED EACH SUNDAY OR WHENEVER, DEPENDING ON WHAT WILD RITA IS UP TO. 

TO READ ALL THE CARTOONS JUST CLICK ON THE FIRST LINK THEN ON THE ARROW AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF EACH CARTOON AND IT WILL PROGRESS TO THE NEXT STRIP. 

 

Wild Rita~The Pirate Wench is now being read by Ursin, the Hippie Pirate from de Bayou!  Here is his recent testimonial...

"I'm really getting into it!  It is neo political, superhero stuff with a twist of lime for the Tequilla!  Aaaaaaeghhh!"

Arrrrrrrgggh

Lil' Rita Becomes Wild Rita... The Story Begins.

Wild Rita

Lil' Rita Confronts Her Roommate About Her New Powers.

Captain Smite Plans Dastardly Deeds For Wild Rita

Captain Smite

Lil' Rita Becomes Head Of Security For Jimmy Buffett

Lil' Rita Talks To A Hippie Chick.

Hippie Chick

Lil' Rita Is Critized For Not Using Her Super Powers.

Dexter

ICE comes for Lil' Rita.

Jamie Thinks Lil' Rita Must Use Her Super Powers.

Jamie

Wild Rita Escapes From The Maricopa Tent Prison

Bill Clinton Offers To Rescue Wild Rita

Wild Rita Talk To Jamie About Her Tramatic Experience.

Rita Gets Bad News And Good News From Jimmy's People.

Lil' Rita Comes Upon An Accident... And Becomes Very Angry!

Scumbag

Lil' Rita's Going Wild Tonight...

Lil' Rita Finds Out How Badly She's Hurt The Scumbag.

Lil' Rita... AKA "Wild Rita"

Lil' Rita Practices For The Jimmy Buffett Concert.

Lil' Rita Is Excited About A New Jimmy Buffett Song.

Lil' Rita Is Being Stopped On The Street For Her Help.

Rape Victim's Dad

Someone Gets Hurt... Bad! Mmm,Mmm,Mmm

Lil' Rita Meets Jamie In The Library.

Lil' Rita Becomes A Trop-Rock Music Fan.

Dexter

Dexter Discovers Trop Rock Music.

Dexter Wants To Join The MAFIA.

Dexter Heads To Key West For MOTM.

Lil' Rita Reads A Facebook Posting From Dexter.

Copyroom Guy

The Copyroom Guy Tells Lil' Rita About A Horrible Person.

PHox News Reporting...

Professor Fess

Dexter Starts DJ College... Trop-Rock DJ 101.

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The fictitous character "Wild Rita - The Pirate Wench" is an artistic creation of Ron Bertrand, of the website www.Swampabbean.com
The individual personalities and quirks of this fictitous character, or any future comic strip of "Wild Rita - The Pirate Wench", is entirely from my own tropical state of mind.
(With A Little Help From My Phriends.)
 
The Fictitous Character, "Wild Rita - The Pirate Wench" is a copyright of: Ron Bertrand - 2009
All Rights Reserved

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Ron Bertrand, AKA "Calypso Bertrand",  has been selected to be the official musician for Bookbag Santa Inc.  This nonprofit organization helps schools in Belize by collecting school supplies and taking them to Belize each year.  Please visit the Bookbag Santa Website if you are interested in helping this organization with a donation.

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